A life-long Cleveland native, Ryan has shed his lifetime allotment of tears on the local sports teams.  Ryan enjoys satire, sarcasm, things said tongue-in-cheek, a good pun, and the Oxford comma.  Despite being born with monodexterity, Ryan has overcome a great deal and beat the internet twice (but only once without using a warp).  With a little help from his friends, he hopes to get by.